Round Rock, TX (PressExposure) June 23, 2009 -- In what could only be described as a scene of complete and utter shock, Volacci's CEO, Ben Finklea, ended his two week stalemate of scratching his well-shaved chin by giving a positive "hrmph" of approval to a rising pile of press releases. Only one writing intern was injured in this process.
"It was like seeing Jesus, Moses and Noah all at the same time playing basketball against President Obama and William Shatner," gasped the delusional writing intern, Brigette Botkin, from the ambulance stretcher.
She gave an inspirational 'thumbs up' as the oxygen mask was lowered on her face. 'Thumbs up' were returned, although not necessarily enthusiastic, seeing as Brigette had ruined a heated game of Settlers of Catan when she initially fainted.
After ensuring that Brigette would make it in to work on time Monday, staff writer, Ethan Luke, placed two more press releases in Ben's inbox to be completely ignored for another two weeks.