Round Rock, TX (PressExposure) June 23, 2009 -- Volacci, a search engine marketing company and leader in Drupal SEO, is proud to announce that office intern, Sam Al-Alawy, officially graduated high school on June 3rd, 2009 at the Frank Erwin Center in the heart of the University of Texas. Two of his three imaginary girlfriends were in attendance.
Volacci would like to take this moment to claim full responsibility for Sam's accomplishments throughout his four years at McNeil High School. From packing his sack lunch every day and eating his homework, to providing him with false test keys and putting embarrassing signs on his back, Volacci successfully kept Sam from achieving the academic grit required to succeed in life.
"Whenever I need something done immediately, I don't give it to Sam," praises Ben Finklea, Volacci's founder and CEO. "Usually we find him wandering lost in the hallway with a storm trooper helmet on."
Since his waning moment of glory, Sam has been working diligently at removing coffee stains from mugs, over-watering plants, going on unnecessary slushy runs to Sonic, and repeatedly jamming the photocopier. Sam has plans to attend Austin Community College this coming fall. Volacci will be there to take complete responsibility for Sam's continued success. Congratulations, Sam!
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